How lucky am I? From a small flat to multi-millionaire status without having to do anything but inherit it from a man I never ever heard of who left it to me in his will.

Of course I haven’t really inherited the money – I’ve just got yet another of those letters from strange non-office email addresses which turn out to be from a cheeky chappy somewhere in either Africa, or an Eastern European State, although more and more seem to be coming from chinese email addresses which I find odd given the stringent controls on internet use over there.

I regularly inherit millions from people I’ve never heard, get offered millions to act as a go between and get some money out of a country, and I also get a remarkable amount of offers to grow my penis and viagra – which I find somewhat insulting at my young age of 37!

I thought it might be fun to start a conversation with this guy, so here’s his email first -

The Chambers of Kelvin Smith QC and Associates
2 Bedford Row London,DX LDE 17 WC1R 4BU
United Kingdom.
Email: barr.kelvinsmithchambers101@live.com
Attorney at Law
Faegre & Benson LLP, UK.

Office Hours: Monday – Friday 9:00a.m. – 5:00p.m. Evening Appointments
Available

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr. Jurge
Krugger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned
undelivered. I wish to notify you that late Engr. Jurge Krugger made you a
beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Ten Million Pounds
(GBP10,000.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL.

This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and
true.Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in
the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous
friends abroad who wished you good. Engr. Jurge Krugger until his death
was a member of the Helicopter Society and the nstitute of Electronic &
Electrical Engineers.

According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and
to help the poor and the needy in our society. Please if I reach you as I
am hopeful,endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me
conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant time.

Note: You are advise to contact me with my personal email address:
barr.kelvinsmithchambers101@live.com

I await your prompt response.

Yours in Service,
Barr. Kelvin Smith QC.
Attorney at Law.


And here’s my ‘prompt response’, softly softly for now -

Dear Kelvin.

Regarding the title of your email I assure you I received no first or second email from you relating to the matter.

It is of interest to me that I could be the recipient of what is certainly a substantial amount of money.

Would you mind emailing me back from your office email system with more details?

Thanks,

Rob

So let’s see how it pans out! More reports on this as it develops!