I Have an Opportunity for my Readers – Fancy Broadening your Language Skills?

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Hi Everyone,

short post today – I’ve had an operation on my foot this afternoon, and the anaesthetic is wearing off so it’s proper throbbing! I won’t be able to sit at my desk for a few days, so I’m lucky to be writing this from my bed on my laptop. Ain’t technology grand?!?!

In my work I get to work with lots of interesting companies who want to use the Internet to better deliver their products and services, some even want to change the way we do things in our lives, and use technology to create opportunities for people to better themselves.

I’m currently working with a Language School that’s entirely online-based, using  internet communications technologies to make it easier for people to learn a new language from the comfort of their own home, but still experience the benefits of personal interaction with a teacher, and even classmates.

Why am I telling you this? I have an opportunity for a small number of my readers to get in on the site beta, and learn a new language. Interested? If I said they’ll pay all your course fees so the course won’t cost you anything, would you be more interested?

The languages offered are:

  • English (if it’s not your first language)
  • French
  • German
  • Italian
  • Spanish

You’ll get to learn one of these languages, and they’ll pay your course fees - i.e. it’s free – in return for making a couple of posts to your student blog each week, and bookmarking them. Ideally you’ll already have experience of blogging and know the basics of posting and bookmarking, but if you’re keen and committed please apply because that always counts for a lot.

It’s a great offer, but there’s only a limited number of people we can use initially, so get your applications in quick!

I’ll need these details – your name, email address and the language you’re interested in, and any experience you have in blogging – eg your site url

You can send your details via this form or contact me on twitter @robbell or via my Facebook profile

I rather fancy learning Italian, or improving my Spanish – having lived in Ibiza a couple of years ago, I have a basic grasp of the language – perhaps it’s time to improve it.

Get your applications in today people – real-time waits for no man!

Rob Bell

(Down but not out!)

The Unforgettable Address – the best commencement address in the whole world ever?

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I’m being lazy with today’s post – in that I’m only writing this bit, but I want to share with you this excellent speech I was sent recently by a client. Have a read, and see if it makes you feel excited about the future – it did me!

Rob

The Unforgettable Commencement Address to the Class of 2009
University of Portland, May 3rd, 2009
By Paul Hawken

When I was invited to give this speech, I was asked if I could give a
simple short talk that was “direct, naked, taut, honest, passionate, lean,
shivering, startling, and graceful.” Boy, no pressure there.

But let’s begin with the startling part. Hey, Class of 2009: you are going
to have to figure out what it means to be a human being on earth at a time
when every living system is declining, and the rate of decline is
accelerating. Kind of a mind-boggling situation – but not onepeer-reviewed
paper published in the last thirty years can refute that statement.
Basically, the earth needs a new operating system, you are the programmers,
and we need it within a few decades.

This planet came with a set of operating instructions, but we seem to have
misplaced them. Important rules like don’t poison the water, soil, or air,
and don’t let the earth get overcrowded, and don’t touch the thermostat
have been broken. Buckminster Fuller said that spaceship earth was so
ingeniously designed that no one has a clue that we are on one, flying
through the universe at a million miles per hour, with no need for
seatbelts, lots of room in coach, and really good food – but all that is
changing.

There is invisible writing on the back of the diploma you will receive, and
in case you didn’t bring lemon juice to decode it, I can tell you what it
says: YOU ARE BRILLIANT, AND THE EARTH IS HIRING. The earth couldn’tafford
to send any recruiters or limos to your school. It sent you rain, sunsets,
ripe cherries, night blooming jasmine, and that unbelievably cute person
you are dating. Take the hint. And here’s the deal: Forget that this task
of planet-saving is not possible in the time required. Don’t be put off by
people who know what is not possible. Do what needs to be done, and check
to see if it was impossible only after you are done.

When asked if I am pessimistic or optimistic about the future, my answer is
always the same: If you look at the science about what is happening on
earth and aren’t pessimistic, you don’t understand data. But if you meet
the people who are working to restore this earth and the lives of the poor,
and you aren’t optimistic, you haven’t got a pulse. What I seeeverywhere
in the world are ordinary people willing to confront despair, power, and
incalculable odds in order to restore some semblance of grace, justice, and
beauty to this world. The poet Adrienne Rich wrote, “So much has been
destroyed I have cast my lot with those who, age after age, perversely,
with no extraordinary power, reconstitute the world.” There could be no
better description. Humanity is coalescing. It is reconstituting the world,
and the action is taking place in schoolrooms, farms, jungles, villages,
campuses, companies, refuge camps, deserts, fisheries, and slums.

You join a multitude of caring people. No one knows how many groups and
organizations are working on the most salient issues of our day: climate
change, poverty, deforestation, peace, water, hunger, conservation, human
rights, and more. This is the largest movement the world has ever seen.
Rather than control, it seeks connection. Rather than dominance, it strives
to disperse concentrations of power. Like Mercy Corps, it works behind the
scenes and gets the job done. Large as it is, no one knows the true size of
this movement. It provides hope, support, and meaning to billions of people
in the world. Its clout resides in idea, not in force. It is made up of
teachers, children, peasants, businesspeople, rappers, organic farmers,
nuns, artists, government workers, fisherfolk, engineers, students,
incorrigible writers, weeping Muslims, concerned mothers, poets, doctors
without borders, grieving Christians, street musicians, the President of
the United States of America, and as the writer David James Duncan would
say, the Creator, the One who loves us all in such a huge way.

There is a rabbinical teaching that says if the world is ending and the
Messiah arrives, first plant a tree, and then see if the story is true.
Inspiration is not garnered from the litanies of what may befall us; it
resides in humanity’s willingness to restore, redress, reform, rebuild,
recover, reimagine, and reconsider. “One day you finally knew what you had
to do, and began, though the voices around you kept shouting their bad
advice,” is Mary Oliver’s description of moving away from the profane
toward a deep sense of connectedness to the living world.

Millions of people are working on behalf of strangers, even if the evening
news is usually about the death of strangers. This kindness of strangers
has religious, even mythic origins, and very specific eighteenth-century
roots. Abolitionists were the first people to create a national and global
movement to defend the rights of those they did not know. Until that time,
no group had filed a grievance except on behalf of itself. The founders of
this movement were largely unknown – Granville Clark, Thomas Clarkson,
Josiah Wedgwood – and their goal was ridiculous on the face of it: at that
time three out of four people in the world were enslaved. Enslaving each
other was what human beings had done for ages. And the abolitionist
movement was greeted with incredulity. Conservative spokesmen ridiculed the
abolitionists as liberals, progressives, do-gooders, meddlers, and
activists. They were told they would ruin the economy and drive England
into poverty. But for the first time in history a group of people organized
themselves to help people they would never know, from whom they would never
receive direct or indirect benefit.. And today tens of millions of people
do this every day. It is called the world of non-profits, civil society,
schools, social entrepreneurship, and non-governmental organizations, of
companies who place social and environmental justice at the top of their
strategic goals. The scope and scale of this effort is unparalleled
inhistory.

The living world is not “out there” somewhere, but in your heart. Whatdo
we know about life? In the words of biologist Janine Benyus, life creates
the conditions that are conducive to life. I can think of no better motto
for a future economy. We have tens of thousands of abandoned homes without
people and tens of thousands of abandoned people without homes. We have
failed bankers advising failed regulators on how to save failed assets.
Think about this: we are the only species on this planet without full
employment. Brilliant. We have an economy that tells us that it is cheaper
to destroy earth in real time than to renew, restore, and sustain it. You
can print money to bail out a bank but you can’t print life to bail out a
planet. At present we are stealing the future, selling it in the present,
and calling it gross domestic product. We can just as easily have an
economy that is based on healing the future instead of stealing it. We can
either create assets for the future or take the assets of the future. One
is called restoration and the other exploitation. And whenever we exploit
the earth we exploit people and cause untold suffering. Working for the
earth is not a way to get rich, it is a way to be rich.

The first living cell came into being nearly 40 million centuries ago, and
its direct descendants are in all of our bloodstreams. Literally you are
breathing molecules this very second that were inhaled by Moses, Mother
Teresa, and Bono. We are vastly interconnected. Our fates are inseparable.
We are here because the dream of every cell is to become two cells. In each
of you are one quadrillion cells, 90 percent of which are not human cells.
Your body is a community, and without those other microorganisms you would
perish in hours. Each human cell has 400 billion molecules conducting
millions of processes between trillions of atoms. The total cellular
activity in one human body is staggering: one septillion actions at any one
moment, a one with twenty-four zeros after it. In a millisecond, our body

has undergone ten times more processes than there are stars in the universe
– exactly what Charles Darwin foretold when he said science would discover
that each living creature was a “little universe, formed of a host of
self-propagating organisms, inconceivably minute and as numerous as the
stars of heaven.”

So I have two questions for you all: First, can you feel your body? Stop
for a moment. Feel your body. One septillion activities going on
simultaneously, and your body does this so well you are free to ignore it,
and wonder instead when this speech will end. Second question: who is in
charge of your body? Who is managing those molecules? Hopefully not a
political party. Life is creating the conditions that are conducive to life
inside you, just as in all of nature. What I want you to imagine is that
collectively humanity is evincing a deep innate wisdom in coming together
to heal the wounds and insults of the past.

Ralph Waldo Emerson once asked what we would do if the stars only came out
once every thousand years. No one would sleep that night, of course. The
world would become religious overnight. We would be ecstatic, delirious,
made rapturous by the glory of God. Instead the stars come out every night,
and we watch television.

This extraordinary time when we are globally aware of each other and the
multiple dangers that threaten civilization has never happened, not in a
thousand years, not in ten thousand years. Each of us is as complex and
beautiful as all the stars in the universe. We have done great things and
we have gone way off course in terms of honoring creation. You are
graduating to the most amazing, challenging, stupefying challenge ever
bequested to any generation. The generations before you failed. They didn’t
stay up all night. They got distracted and lost sight of the fact that life
is a miracle every moment of your existence. Nature beckons you to be on
her side. You couldn’t ask for a better boss. The most unrealistic person
in the world is the cynic, not the dreamer. Hopefulness only makes sense
when it doesn’t make sense to be hopeful. This is your century. Take it and
run as if your life depends on it.

Paul Hawken is a renowned entrepreneur, visionary environmental activist,
and author of many books, most recently Blessed Unrest: How the Largest
Movement in the World Came into Being and Why No One Saw It Coming. He was
presented with an honorary doctorate of humane letters by University
president Father Bill Beauchamp, C.S.C., in May, when he delivered this
superb speech. Our thanks especially to Erica Linson for her help making
that moment possible.

Pain Stops Play! Bed Ridden Rob here, sending you my apologies for not being around the last few days

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I’ve been near bed-ridden for the past 3 days because my back injury has been playing up – if you don’t know all about it, here’s a quick summary.

In 2001 I took a tabletop jump too fast on a BMX course, lost the Go-ped I was on from underneath me, and dropped 12 foot straight onto my bum – compressing my T8 vertebra to the point 78% was destroyed, and smashing my mobile phone in my back pocket so hard against my leg that I had a white mobile phone-shape-centred awful black bruise for about 2 weeks! Oddly, the hospital completely ignored my back, and dealt with my resultant breathing problems – treating me for Asthma for 3 months as my breathing got more and more laboured – I was lucky that a locum spotted my back injury, through an x-ray of my chest… and after 3 months, I finally started treatment for a broken back, which was…. nothing! This first injury didn’t really slow me down that much, but the second in 2004 was less serious but far more damaging – and means I have to walk with a stick now!

I really loved Kiteboarding, on land not sea, and spent 2 summers happily flying across the local heath powered by my 3.5m Blade Kite and my trusty mountain board. If you get going fast enough on the board, and the wind is strong enough, taking off is a fairly regular event… this one time my take off was great, but my landing more or less stank! I came down on my hip, rupturing my sacroiliac joint, damaging my leg and hip and damaged another 2 vertebrae and their relative discs.

Since then, as you might imagine I haven’t done a lot of sports – in fact I’m banned medically from trying any of the extreme ones anymore! I can’t really walk distances – even short walks often cause disproportionate pain. Some days I’m completely bed ridden, unable to do much at all – not even sit up in bed, or I’d be able to get stuff done on my laptop!

Pain days, as I lovingly refer to such events, aren’t days when lots gets done in this dojo. It’s hard to sit at my computer desk, near impossible to concentrate, and I find myself incredibly frustrated when such days take place – especially at the moment, while we’re busy setting up Ex Ignibus – I can’t afford bed days – although I do work for myself so that I can work around my disability, so I should stop being grumpy and give thanks that the business works well like that!

I’m at the desk writing this, but if I’m honest I’m in a position to wrote little more tonight.

Normal service will resume soon!

Rob

I’ve not forgotten you dear Blog – Work is Frantic!

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Sorry I haven’t been updating much recently – after Xmas I had a few health problems, then I’ve been overwhelmed transferring all my and my clients’ websites to a new server as our hosting company Lycos are stopping offering hosting. I’ve transferred most of the sites now, although Lycos have been unhelpful – in fact entirely silent – in allowing the many domains we have to transfer to their new registrars. They’ve not let one go yet… one hopes one won’t have to go to Nominet, but can see it probably being so!

I’ve also spent a lot of time over the weekend setting up my first gameserver for a client. Although I’m interested in (addicted to) online gaming, I’ve never felt the need to have my own game server… then again I’m a bit of a loner and have never been part of a clan despite ranking very high in many RTS titles throughout the 90s!

If you play Call Of Duty United Offensive, visit my friends :{WH}: War Heroes at 85.236.100.24:29160 – The server’s hosted in the UK and is blisteringly fast (I’m not that into shooters, but as admin I felt it my ‘responsibility’ to test the server after the mods and new maps were uploaded. United Offensive is a pretty old game now, but there’re still loads playing it.

I will be back on board properly in the next few days, when we can get a new year of posts, discussions, debates, laughs and friendship started properly. I’ve allsorts to spill about my recent successes, failures and nasty shocks!

Stay cool,

Rob

We Can’t Go on Together, with Suspicious Minds – Don’t Diss the Research!

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thanks to Elvis for providing today’s headline (although Mark James actually wrote the song!)

A few days working nose to the grindstone have resulted in lots of progress with various projects. One of the projects has given me some headaches though – as my intentions were called into question, very unnecessarily in my opinion.

Previous readers will know about my research project into Internet Marketing, where I’m asking people to submit their single biggest question about Internet Marketing at Ask Rob Bell

This is an important project to me, one I’ve already invested over 1 hundred hours in, so I was a little put out, as you might imagine, when it was suggested to me that it was a transparent trick to harvest email addresses – I mean, what the heck?!?!

I have several ways to increase my subscribers and get people onto my lists, several of which are working very very well, but the ‘Ask Rob Bell’ project is not one of them. I simply want to find out and understand what people in Internet Marketing actually want to know – and asked for email addresses so I could send a copy of the upcoming book to the people with the best questions.

So to allow people who don’t want to leave any contact details to submit their questions, I’ve started a version of the page that only requires the question – no other details needed. Anyone who uses this form won’t be able to get a copy of the book as I’ll have no email address to send it to, but it should make paranoid people feel safer about submitting their best question!

I’m aware of general themes and sub-niches within the industry, but I’m not a psychic – I wouldn’t ever presume to know what other people want to know without asking them first. It seems rather arrogant to think I know so much that I can tell people what they want to know without asking them – am I able to read minds or something?!?!?! Well actually… that’s a tale for another time!

A cornerstone of any successful marketing project has to involve research – without which, how can anyone hope to understand their market fully?

“There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after” is a quote from J.R.R.Tolkien – author of the Hobbit and epic fantasy, The Lord of the Rings trilogy

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